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can you hear me out there? Its been about 9 months since my last relationship of nearly 3 years and I'm getting pretty sick of being single. I miss having a girl who actually cares about me, I miss getting random text messages throughout the day, I miss getting off of work and having someone who can't wait to see me, having someone to chill out and cuddle with all night, I miss making excuses to stay with each other for just a few more minutes, I miss the closeness, I miss the openness, I miss the intimacy, I miss the love. I mean I've dated a few girls in the past several months and I've even had a couple flings, but it never seems to go anywhere, no real connection, or just couldn't see things working out. You wouldn't think it would be so hard to find someone you're compatible with, but damn! Every girl I meet is either too focused on them self, too scared to open up or let people get close, don't have time in their life for a REAL relationship, or has a long list of frustrating insecurities and neurotic behaviors that make any attempt at developing any kind of relationship a futile effort. I've had a few long term girlfriends in my time but only one of them was I truly happy with, the rest I only stayed with for so long because either I was blinded stupid by what I thought was love or I felt pity for them and couldn't bring myself to leave them. I've learned my lesson from those experiences, but was the one just a fluke? Was that one good relationship my only chance at being happy with someone and I blew it? Is true love a once in a lifetime thing that I just carelessly let slip through my fingers only to be left with the option of either settling for someone that doesn't truly make me happy or spend the rest of my days grasping at meaningless flings and one night stands for the sake of instant gratification until I'm too old to scour the bars anymore, retreat to some empty cobweb filled home, and just wait to die, bitter, miserable, alone, and filled with regret? I certainly hope not, but I get more and more discouraged with every failed prospect. I'm still young but I'm tired, tired of games, tired of the bullshit, tired of making the effort and seeing no return, but what can I do? Give up? Swear off dating entirely? What good would that do? I'd still die miserable and alone. So here I am, searching, hoping, dreaming... I've got my fingers crossed while I'm grasping at straws. Maybe you can save me...
About me:
I'm % DONE with analog cigarettes. (talk about a sales pitch, haha! I should be the spokesperson)
I smoke pot occasionally, I use to do a lot more in my high school and early college years, I very rarely experiment with psychedelics, which have been some of the most amazing and enlightening experiences of my life btw, I've always been a little bit of what you might a "drug nerd" some of my friends sometimes refer to me as a walking drug encyclopedia, it's always been a subject of interest for me, but I really just research everything as much as I can and I'm very cautious about what I put in my body, firm believer in responsible drug use and moderation being the key to happiness, and I acknowledge the fact that it's not for everyone. Some people should stay far away from such substances, unfortunately they don't, and keeping them illegal and unregulated does nothing but put untaxed money in the pockets of criminals and make it easier for those who shouldn't be using to get their hands on it. I don't use any hard drugs and I have no addictions outside of nicotine.
As far as music goes I'm into a little bit of everything (once again, I realize everyone says this) but I like a lot of classic rock, some Jam bands, prog rock, even a little bit of electronic, rap and some bluegrass. Lately I been listening to a lot of Tom waits, Les Claypool, beck, and the Jon Spencer blues explosion. The only things I really can't stand are like that pop country nonsense, overly whiny stuff like emo, and anything that sounds like it might be associated with the Disney channel. But if that's what you're into its whatever, it's just music, I'm not gonna expect you to be into every form of entertainment I'm into, just don't expect me to be into yours. I'm not a music snob or anything remotely like that. I've had girls that would torture my ear drums and I'd just crack jokes about it.
Anything else you want to know about me please don't hesitate to ask, I'm sure I've left plenty out. (hey, if you've read this far you must be somewhat intrigued, right?)
About you:
I need a laid back, open minded, affectionate girl whose as into me as I'm into her, doesn't take life too seriously but still gets her shit done, will not try to change who I am or expect me to try to get her/wait for her to change (that never works out). Please be the type that is willing to talk and work out problems rather than ignoring them or pretending everything is fine, the main reason my last relationship failed was because she wasn't willing to communicate and spent too much time just telling me what she thought I wanted to hear to try and avoid an argument. Yeah, we almost never fought but nothing got resolved either, it just festered. By the same token don't be the type that constantly looks for confrontation and doesn't back down or admit when they're wrong, I've been through that as well. Obviously the more we have in common the better, but I'm not really looking for a clone of myself, please be you and real. Personality is definitely more important than looks for a relationship, but I do need to be physiy attracted to you so please send a pic if you respond and I'll send one back. I'm fine with girls of most body sizes, as long as your not too much heavier than I am or anorexic we should be fine. I have no problem with girls of different ethnicities as long as your a cool person and you have no problem with me being a lanky white boy. I am NOT bi-curious, so please don't email me if your a dude, you will be ignored, no offense, just not interested. Also, please live somewhat close to me, Relationships just aren't as fun if I never get to see you. Hope to hear from you soon. And thank you if you actually read through this entire mess of words, that definitely scores you points ;)