Piffard NY cheating wives need friends w4w Ok so i cant believe it has come to this..
I need friends. I moved away from everyone i know. Here is me.
I am a mom of 2.
1 of my children is special needs
I dont party
I dont smoke
I dont club.
I dont really like to go out.
I do love to go second handing
I love target!
I love facebook
My husband is military
I am overweight
I do have an illness that affects my ability to exercise.
I do like to play video games ( halo..)
I dont do drugs.. including 420
I love to bake
i love movies ( no scary ones)
I am looking for someone who is willing to talk on facebook or emails for awhile until i feel comfortable meeting in person.
I am very blunt
I am very honest
I am very open.
I have no problem making naked people jokes or jokes about anything.
I am not girlie!
I dont wear makeup
i dont always do my hair.
i hate dresses.
I listen to country ONLY!

What i am looking for in a friend.
Yeah i am picky
I dont like people who think they are better then others
i dont like liars
i dont like flakes
I dont like people who do 420 around me.. come around me when they are high or talk about it.
I dont mind if you drink but please dont always be drunk
I want a friend who would love to come over and bake cookies and watch movies
I would love if you have kids but not required
I dont care if your married or not.
i dont care what you look like
i would prefer someone over the age of 21 and younger then 40.
you must be a female!

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